May 3, 2012
BUUUUUUURRRRNINGGG!!! MY VAGINA IS BURRNNINNGGG!!!
12:30am, Tower Court
January 27, 2012
Who DOESN’T want a pet rock?!?!
January 18, 2012

Cry for Help

Dear followers (all 14!!):

The admin of this blog is facing a certain crisis: she is going abroad this spring and hence will not be at Wellesley to overhear the madness. 

But the aforementioned admin does not wish for this blog to die, hence, she needs your help! 

If there is anyone who will be at Wellesley this spring who is willing to take over the blog, please let me know via a message to my inbox. It’s fairly easy to run; just upload the crazy conversations you hear periodically and upload any submissions. 

Let me know! 

December 20, 2011
Female Food Staff Worker: I'm so proud of myself for getting up so early this morning. I can't believe I was up and out by six.
Male Food Staff Worker: But did you recognize the guy you woke up next to??
Female Food Staff Worker: ..............
December 14, 2011
So apparently when I get intoxicated, I tend to do celebrity impressions.
December 14, 2011 • 1 note
A whip? Oh my god I’ve always wanted one!
December 14, 2011
…she carried me for nine months! I owe her!
December 12, 2011
So yeah we were making out and then it wasn’t until after that I saw the color of his hair and I was like, Oh my god. I just made out with a ginger!!
December 12, 2011
Yeah I have really bad eyesight because I used to stare at the sun all the time…
November 13, 2011
EGGS!!!!